I have the cliche ‘struggling actor’ story. I was waiting tables in New York, went out to L.A. soon after graduation to get some jobs, but it didn’t work out. I wanted to cut my teeth in professional theater, so I came back to New York. It made my journey a longer one, but I really wanted to excel in the theater.

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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

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fuks:

this guy kills me 

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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pagesofpen:

unimpressedcats:

anxiousmonster:

he doesn’t even say meow he says AAAAAAAAA

AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAaaaaaaA  aAA   aaaaaa AAAAA  AA AAaAAaAAAAAaaaaaa aaaaaaa aAAAAAA aaAAAAAAa AAAAAAAA

it sounds like when you slowly let air out of a balloon

babycakesbriauna:

Perfect Side Eye. Perfect Duo

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thatseanguyblogs:

princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

I love that man.

I have teared up every time I have read this.

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micdotcom:

Amy Poehler just schooled Neal Brennan on what it’s like to be a woman with one sentence 

Oh, Amy. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways. 

For one, she can make a feminist argument zing like a “Weekend Update” punchline, a skill she demonstrated as a recent guest on The Approval Matrix, the Sundance Network’s new panel show. During her interview, Poehler was asked about modern men and the difficult challenges men face.

Poehler has never been shy about women’s issues | Follow micdotcom

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I'm Ashley but you can call me Chuck. I live in Boston. I love Broadway, the Red Sox, Paul Newman and my bed. Someday I will teach film history and make the youths love old movies, just like me.

Also, I love America.

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